2017 Season
League Champion
the rookies
Cornelius · 7–6 · 1272.16 PF
The Title Run
7–6
Record
1272
Points For
1213
Points Against
118.31
Best Week
The Run
Playoffs · Wk 14W 115.71–113.62vs Big Red Freds
Playoffs · Wk 15W 116.47–103.55vs Meet @Bull's Mill
The ChampionshipW 99.78–99.11vs Vice scum
The Weapons · Top Starters
1Kirk CousinsQB184.8 pts
2Kareem HuntRB183.8 pts
3Travis KelceTE139.3 pts
4Michael ThomasWR136.6 pts
5Justin TuckerK133 pts
Final Standings
| # | Team | Manager | Division | W | L | T | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | the rookies ★ | Cornelius | NFC | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1272.16 | 1212.76 |
| 2 | Vice scum ★ | Andy | NFC | 9 | 4 | 0 | 1342.60 | 1134.34 |
| 3 | Meet @Bull's Mill ★ | Andrew | AFC | 11 | 2 | 0 | 1266.16 | 964.20 |
| 4 | Earthworm ★ | Evan | NFC | 9 | 4 | 0 | 1288.15 | 1115.29 |
| 5 | Big Red Freds ★ | Kyle | AFC | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1150.87 | 1228.07 |
| 6 | Lots-o-Injuries ★ | Scott | AFC | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1068.33 | 1150.29 |
| 7 | BentNotBroken | Adam | AFC | 6 | 7 | 0 | 1255.85 | 1113.71 |
| 8 | Crab Legs Aint Free | Craig | AFC | 6 | 7 | 0 | 986.41 | 1178.79 |
| 9 | Beast from the East | Mason | AFC | 2 | 11 | 0 | 974.26 | 1265.66 |
| 10 | Nasser | David | NFC | 4 | 9 | 0 | 1102.91 | 1188.73 |
| 11 | Holy Injuries Batman | Christian | NFC | 5 | 8 | 0 | 1118.01 | 1156.92 |
| 12 | I NEED A MIRACLE! | Steven | NFC | 5 | 8 | 0 | 1135.42 | 1252.37 |
Playoffs
Week 14
Earthworm89.91–79.2Lots-o-Injuries
the rookies115.71–113.62Big Red Freds
Nasser82.37–62.29Holy Injuries Batman
Beast from the East143.27–79.22I NEED A MIRACLE!
Week 15
Big Red Freds115.92–83.67Lots-o-Injuries
the rookies116.47–103.55Meet @Bull's Mill
Vice scum81.94–74.81Earthworm
Holy Injuries Batman120.69–80.8I NEED A MIRACLE!
Crab Legs Aint Free78.88–62.62Beast from the East
BentNotBroken120.89–67.12Nasser
Week 16
Meet @Bull's Mill16.4–13.25Earthworm
Championshipthe rookies99.78–99.11Vice scum
BentNotBroken100.47–70.49Crab Legs Aint Free
Beast from the East87.49–52.8Nasser
Season's Best Starters · League-Wide
1Tom BradyQB321 pts
2Ben RoethlisbergerQB308.9 pts
3Drew BreesQB305.7 pts
4Dak PrescottQB240.7 pts
5Todd GurleyRB238.4 pts
Weekly Scores
Week 1
Lots-o-Injuries75.32–75.11Earthworm
Big Red Freds96.67–93.09Holy Injuries Batman
the rookies92.15–67.96Beast from the East
Nasser107.52–75.21BentNotBroken
Meet @Bull's Mill129.07–53.02I NEED A MIRACLE!
Crab Legs Aint Free85.34–56.71Vice scum
Week 2
Holy Injuries Batman92.55–61.71Nasser
Crab Legs Aint Free85.88–73.04Lots-o-Injuries
Big Red Freds109.22–66.21Beast from the East
Meet @Bull's Mill110.46–106.06BentNotBroken
the rookies92.53–82.45I NEED A MIRACLE!
Earthworm100.54–89.62Vice scum
Week 3
Earthworm103.16–59.98I NEED A MIRACLE!
Holy Injuries Batman108.01–102.47the rookies
Big Red Freds98.55–72.06Crab Legs Aint Free
BentNotBroken142.46–83.7Beast from the East
Meet @Bull's Mill106.06–44.18Lots-o-Injuries
Vice scum99.8–75.69Nasser
Week 4
Nasser126.77–85.04Earthworm
I NEED A MIRACLE!73.83–61.91Holy Injuries Batman
Crab Legs Aint Free103.59–95.29BentNotBroken
Meet @Bull's Mill93.83–51.02Beast from the East
Big Red Freds96.76–76.44Lots-o-Injuries
Vice scum96.26–94.75the rookies
Week 5
Holy Injuries Batman85.67–74.56Earthworm
Crab Legs Aint Free69.18–64.79Beast from the East
Meet @Bull's Mill90.52–70.16Big Red Freds
BentNotBroken92.62–42.67Lots-o-Injuries
Nasser108.21–102.18the rookies
Vice scum130.03–95.46I NEED A MIRACLE!
Week 6
Earthworm96.64–86.57the rookies
Meet @Bull's Mill90.96–67.82Crab Legs Aint Free
Beast from the East84.79–55.46Lots-o-Injuries
BentNotBroken117.7–62.17Big Red Freds
I NEED A MIRACLE!95.62–83.68Nasser
Vice scum86.42–72.37Holy Injuries Batman
Week 7
Earthworm118.63–44.38Beast from the East
Holy Injuries Batman107.29–52.51Lots-o-Injuries
Nasser90.27–69.79Crab Legs Aint Free
Big Red Freds100.97–85.26I NEED A MIRACLE!
the rookies118.31–60.96Meet @Bull's Mill
BentNotBroken112.38–105.49Vice scum
Week 8
Earthworm83.51–81.21BentNotBroken
Meet @Bull's Mill90.46–89.81Holy Injuries Batman
I NEED A MIRACLE!123.27–57.65Crab Legs Aint Free
Big Red Freds99.53–98.86the rookies
Lots-o-Injuries99.78–81.78Nasser
Vice scum94.99–77.04Beast from the East
Week 9
Holy Injuries Batman77.4–52.34Nasser
BentNotBroken120.78–59.29Crab Legs Aint Free
Meet @Bull's Mill93.38–52.35Beast from the East
Lots-o-Injuries108.05–88.21Big Red Freds
the rookies113.14–83.43I NEED A MIRACLE!
Earthworm98.37–76.86Vice scum
Week 10
Earthworm102.37–95.19I NEED A MIRACLE!
the rookies98.44–90.83Holy Injuries Batman
Crab Legs Aint Free93.18–83.08Big Red Freds
Beast from the East95.97–81.17BentNotBroken
Lots-o-Injuries129.95–76.08Meet @Bull's Mill
Vice scum103.06–69.6Nasser
Week 11
Earthworm104.7–94.79Nasser
I NEED A MIRACLE!98.56–65.86Holy Injuries Batman
Lots-o-Injuries106–84.33Crab Legs Aint Free
Big Red Freds124.5–109.88Beast from the East
Meet @Bull's Mill86.32–80.95BentNotBroken
Vice scum150.41–68.8the rookies
Week 12
Earthworm142.11–83.01Holy Injuries Batman
Crab Legs Aint Free88.3–77.32Beast from the East
Meet @Bull's Mill139.33–50.57Big Red Freds
Lots-o-Injuries102.54–72.53BentNotBroken
the rookies88.04–64.66Nasser
Vice scum126.11–93.79I NEED A MIRACLE!
Week 13
the rookies115.92–103.41Earthworm
Meet @Bull's Mill98.73–50Crab Legs Aint Free
Lots-o-Injuries102.39–98.85Beast from the East
BentNotBroken77.49–70.48Big Red Freds
I NEED A MIRACLE!95.56–85.89Nasser
Vice scum126.84–90.21Holy Injuries Batman
Draft
| Rd | Pick | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Antonio Brown | Nasser |
| 1 | 2 | David Johnson | Holy Injuries Batman |
| 1 | 3 | Le'Veon Bell | Vice scum |
| 1 | 4 | Tom Brady | Lots-o-Injuries |
| 1 | 5 | Julio Jones | BentNotBroken |
| 1 | 6 | Mike Evans | Crab Legs Aint Free |
| 1 | 7 | Odell Beckham Jr. | the rookies |
| 1 | 8 | Devonta Freeman | I NEED A MIRACLE! |
| 1 | 9 | Jordan Howard | Beast from the East |
| 1 | 10 | Aaron Rodgers | Earthworm |
| 1 | 11 | LeSean McCoy | Big Red Freds |
| 1 | 12 | A.J. Green | Meet @Bull's Mill |
| 2 | 1 | Ezekiel Elliott | Meet @Bull's Mill |
| 2 | 2 | Drew Brees | Big Red Freds |
| 2 | 3 | Jordy Nelson | Earthworm |
| 2 | 4 | Dez Bryant | Beast from the East |
| 2 | 5 | Rob Gronkowski | I NEED A MIRACLE! |
| 2 | 6 | Doug Baldwin | the rookies |
| 2 | 7 | DeMarco Murray | Crab Legs Aint Free |
| 2 | 8 | Todd Gurley | BentNotBroken |
| 2 | 9 | Jay Ajayi | Lots-o-Injuries |
| 2 | 10 | Brandin Cooks | Vice scum |
| 2 | 11 | Amari Cooper | Holy Injuries Batman |
| 2 | 12 | Demaryius Thomas | Nasser |
| 3 | 1 | Leonard Fournette | Nasser |
| 3 | 2 | Dalvin Cook | Holy Injuries Batman |
| 3 | 3 | T.Y. Hilton | Vice scum |
| 3 | 4 | Terrelle Pryor Sr. | Lots-o-Injuries |
| 3 | 5 | Christian McCaffrey | BentNotBroken |
| 3 | 6 | DeAndre Hopkins | Crab Legs Aint Free |
| 3 | 7 | Kareem Hunt | the rookies |
| 3 | 8 | Tyreek Hill | I NEED A MIRACLE! |
| 3 | 9 | Isaiah Crowell | Beast from the East |
| 3 | 10 | Keenan Allen | Earthworm |
| 3 | 11 | Alshon Jeffery | Big Red Freds |
| 3 | 12 | Lamar Miller | Meet @Bull's Mill |
| 4 | 1 | Marshawn Lynch | Meet @Bull's Mill |
| 4 | 2 | Jordan Reed | Big Red Freds |
| 4 | 3 | Davante Adams | Earthworm |
| 4 | 4 | Allen Robinson | Beast from the East |
| 4 | 5 | Golden Tate | I NEED A MIRACLE! |
| 4 | 6 | Travis Kelce | the rookies |
| 4 | 7 | Carlos Hyde | Crab Legs Aint Free |
| 4 | 8 | Jarvis Landry | BentNotBroken |
| 4 | 9 | DeVante Parker | Lots-o-Injuries |
| 4 | 10 | Ty Montgomery II | Vice scum |
| 4 | 11 | Paul Perkins | Holy Injuries Batman |
| 4 | 12 | Kelvin Benjamin | Nasser |
| 5 | 1 | Matt Ryan | Nasser |
| 5 | 2 | Derek Carr | Holy Injuries Batman |
| 5 | 3 | Martavis Bryant | Vice scum |
| 5 | 4 | Bilal Powell | Lots-o-Injuries |
| 5 | 5 | Delanie Walker | BentNotBroken |
| 5 | 6 | Jameis Winston | Crab Legs Aint Free |
| 5 | 7 | Michael Thomas | the rookies |
| 5 | 8 | Marcus Mariota | I NEED A MIRACLE! |
| 5 | 9 | Larry Fitzgerald | Beast from the East |
| 5 | 10 | Russell Wilson | Earthworm |
| 5 | 11 | Pierre Garcon | Big Red Freds |
| 5 | 12 | Melvin Gordon III | Meet @Bull's Mill |
| 6 | 1 | Joe Mixon | Meet @Bull's Mill |
| 6 | 2 | Michael Crabtree | Big Red Freds |
| 6 | 3 | Stefon Diggs | Earthworm |
| 6 | 4 | Ben Roethlisberger | Beast from the East |
| 6 | 5 | Jamison Crowder | I NEED A MIRACLE! |
| 6 | 6 | Danny Woodhead | the rookies |
| 6 | 7 | Greg Olsen | Crab Legs Aint Free |
| 6 | 8 | John Brown | BentNotBroken |
| 6 | 9 | Jack Doyle | Lots-o-Injuries |
| 6 | 10 | Jimmy Graham | Vice scum |
| 6 | 11 | Sammy Watkins | Holy Injuries Batman |
| 6 | 12 | Cam Newton | Nasser |
| 7 | 1 | Jeremy Maclin | Nasser |
| 7 | 2 | Emmanuel Sanders | Holy Injuries Batman |
| 7 | 3 | Andrew Luck | Vice scum |
| 7 | 4 | C.J. Anderson | Lots-o-Injuries |
| 7 | 5 | Dak Prescott | BentNotBroken |
| 7 | 6 | Mark Ingram II | Crab Legs Aint Free |
| 7 | 7 | Kirk Cousins | the rookies |
| 7 | 8 | Terrance West | I NEED A MIRACLE! |
| 7 | 9 | Tyler Eifert | Beast from the East |
| 7 | 10 | Ameer Abdullah | Earthworm |
| 7 | 11 | Frank Gore | Big Red Freds |
| 7 | 12 | Eric Decker | Meet @Bull's Mill |
| 8 | 1 | Mike Gillislee | Meet @Bull's Mill |
| 8 | 2 | Brandon Marshall | Big Red Freds |
| 8 | 3 | Tevin Coleman | Earthworm |
| 8 | 4 | Theo Riddick | Beast from the East |
| 8 | 5 | Zay Jones | I NEED A MIRACLE! |
| 8 | 6 | Corey Davis | the rookies |
| 8 | 7 | Tyrell Williams | Crab Legs Aint Free |
| 8 | 8 | Darren Sproles | BentNotBroken |
| 8 | 9 | Kenny Britt | Lots-o-Injuries |
| 8 | 10 | Adrian Peterson | Vice scum |
| 8 | 11 | Rob Kelley | Holy Injuries Batman |
| 8 | 12 | Martellus Bennett | Nasser |
| 9 | 1 | Doug Martin | Nasser |
| 9 | 2 | Randall Cobb | Holy Injuries Batman |
| 9 | 3 | Donte Moncrief | Vice scum |
| 9 | 4 | Kendall Wright | Lots-o-Injuries |
| 9 | 5 | Broncos | BentNotBroken |
| 9 | 6 | Derrick Henry | Crab Legs Aint Free |
| 9 | 7 | LeGarrette Blount | the rookies |
| 9 | 8 | Robert Woods | I NEED A MIRACLE! |
| 9 | 9 | DeSean Jackson | Beast from the East |
| 9 | 10 | Corey Coleman | Earthworm |
| 9 | 11 | Eddie Lacy | Big Red Freds |
| 9 | 12 | Tyrod Taylor | Meet @Bull's Mill |
| 10 | 1 | Marvin Jones Jr. | Meet @Bull's Mill |
| 10 | 2 | Chiefs | Big Red Freds |
| 10 | 3 | Zach Ertz | Earthworm |
| 10 | 4 | Adam Thielen | Beast from the East |
| 10 | 5 | Thomas Rawls | I NEED A MIRACLE! |
| 10 | 6 | Jermaine Kearse | the rookies |
| 10 | 7 | Jordan Matthews | Crab Legs Aint Free |
| 10 | 8 | Kevin White | BentNotBroken |
| 10 | 9 | C.J. Prosise | Lots-o-Injuries |
| 10 | 10 | Jonathan Stewart | Vice scum |
| 10 | 11 | Kyle Rudolph | Holy Injuries Batman |
| 10 | 12 | Darren McFadden | Nasser |
| 11 | 1 | Mike Wallace | Nasser |
| 11 | 2 | Matt Forte | Holy Injuries Batman |
| 11 | 3 | Seahawks | Vice scum |
| 11 | 4 | John Ross | Lots-o-Injuries |
| 11 | 5 | Matt Bryant | BentNotBroken |
| 11 | 6 | Willie Snead IV | Crab Legs Aint Free |
| 11 | 7 | Joe Williams | the rookies |
| 11 | 8 | Ted Ginn Jr. | I NEED A MIRACLE! |
| 11 | 9 | Eric Ebron | Beast from the East |
| 11 | 10 | Justin Tucker | Earthworm |
| 11 | 11 | Duke Johnson | Big Red Freds |
| 11 | 12 | Jason Witten | Meet @Bull's Mill |
| 12 | 1 | Samaje Perine | Meet @Bull's Mill |
| 12 | 2 | Stephen Gostkowski | Big Red Freds |
| 12 | 3 | Texans | Earthworm |
| 12 | 4 | Vikings Beast from t... | Beast from the East |
| 12 | 5 | Jeremy Hill | I NEED A MIRACLE! |
| 12 | 6 | Cooper Kupp | the rookies |
| 12 | 7 | Matthew Stafford | Crab Legs Aint Free |
| 12 | 8 | Branden Oliver | BentNotBroken |
| 12 | 9 | Alvin Kamara | Lots-o-Injuries |
| 12 | 10 | Tyler Lockett | Vice scum |
| 12 | 11 | Jamaal Williams | Holy Injuries Batman |
| 12 | 12 | Andy Dalton | Nasser |
| 13 | 1 | Hunter Henry | Nasser |
| 13 | 2 | Rishard Matthews | Holy Injuries Batman |
| 13 | 3 | Carson Palmer | Vice scum |
| 13 | 4 | Cardinals | Lots-o-Injuries |
| 13 | 5 | Deshaun Watson | BentNotBroken |
| 13 | 6 | Jacquizz Rodgers | Crab Legs Aint Free |
| 13 | 7 | James Conner | the rookies |
| 13 | 8 | Patriots I NEED A MIR... | I NEED A MIRACLE! |
| 13 | 9 | Adam Vinatieri | Beast from the East |
| 13 | 10 | Marlon Mack | Earthworm |
| 13 | 11 | Chris Hogan | Big Red Freds |
| 13 | 12 | Mohamed Sanu | Meet @Bull's Mill |
| 14 | 1 | Steelers Meet @Bull's... | Meet @Bull's Mill |
| 14 | 2 | Robbie Chosen | Big Red Freds |
| 14 | 3 | D'Onta Foreman | Earthworm |
| 14 | 4 | Eli Manning | Beast from the East |
| 14 | 5 | Jamaal Charles | I NEED A MIRACLE! |
| 14 | 6 | Kenny Golladay | the rookies |
| 14 | 7 | Falcons Crab Legs Ai... | Crab Legs Aint Free |
| 14 | 8 | O.J. Howard | BentNotBroken |
| 14 | 9 | Dan Bailey | Lots-o-Injuries |
| 14 | 10 | Taylor Gabriel | Vice scum |
| 14 | 11 | Raiders Holy Injurie... | Holy Injuries Batman |
| 14 | 12 | Blair Walsh | Nasser |
| 15 | 1 | Wendell Smallwood | Nasser |
| 15 | 2 | Matt Prater | Holy Injuries Batman |
| 15 | 3 | Rex Burkhead | Vice scum |
| 15 | 4 | Sterling Shepard | Lots-o-Injuries |
| 15 | 5 | Cole Beasley | BentNotBroken |
| 15 | 6 | Chris Conley | Crab Legs Aint Free |
| 15 | 7 | Carson Wentz | the rookies |
| 15 | 8 | Torrey Smith | I NEED A MIRACLE! |
| 15 | 9 | Giovani Bernard | Beast from the East |
| 15 | 10 | Jonathan Williams | Earthworm |
| 15 | 11 | Philip Rivers | Big Red Freds |
| 15 | 12 | Danny Amendola | Meet @Bull's Mill |
| 16 | 1 | Nelson Agholor | Meet @Bull's Mill |
| 16 | 2 | James White | Big Red Freds |
| 16 | 3 | Austin Hooper | Earthworm |
| 16 | 4 | Charles Sims | Beast from the East |
| 16 | 5 | Mason Crosby | I NEED A MIRACLE! |
| 16 | 6 | Tyler Higbee | the rookies |
| 16 | 7 | Chris Boswell | Crab Legs Aint Free |
| 16 | 8 | Charles Clay | BentNotBroken |
| 16 | 9 | Wil Lutz | Lots-o-Injuries |
| 16 | 10 | Phil Dawson | Vice scum |
| 16 | 11 | Julian Edelman | Holy Injuries Batman |
| 16 | 12 | De'Anthony Thomas | Nasser |
† keeper pick. Yahoo's keeper flags were inconsistent in some years; league rule: one keeper max, who slots into round 5; only players drafted in round 6 or later are eligible to be kept the following year.